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A historical day!

Posted by Morb on 26th May 2008 (8 comments)

 In honour of the sacred marriage between acquitted child-sex offender Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley's 14 year anniversary, or what would have been a 14 year anniversary, had the marriage lasted longer than um a year and a half. We decided to rework our front page and this time, Morb really went loose with the creativity, unleashed if you will.

I for one, deem it damn nice to once again have a beautiful page for this guild, and even though I'm colorblind and near sighted I know it looks pretty because Marybell told me so.

/Dzinn

Hope you'll enjoy the site, and kids - remember this date!

Felmyst Down! ...and we have NOTHING to show for it...

Posted by Dzinn on 21st May 2008 (3 comments)
...cept some purplz!

After some intense debating whether or not a female dragon has bo0bs, and to a further extent if Felmyst remains female thus retaining his/her b0obs. We decided to postpone the argument until GM's answer our last question: How does Brutallus wipe himself without getting himself infected rectal injuries.

Skiddlez would very much like to take credit for this kill as a result of him yelling at slackers...

but we all know you can't fight fire with fire, in the end, Dias's love poem: 'Ode to the voice of Belegur' which was read out loud on ventrilo brought tears to our eyes...
                           
                  ...even that cold hearted bastard Osspitt dimmed his negative attitude and his chronically vent                     spamming down a bit.

Obviously that was all we needed to pull through and savor the sweet juice of not failing.

Rubber Chikkin did once more a superb stand-in act of heroism, hopping in for Nagathash who decided to go see the world for a few days.
Chikkin we salute you, thanks for being ace!

In other news: Drojan elected BESTEST Taxi Driver on Greenland (it's not really all green)

oh, and here's a pic of the killshot: (click for big pic)


BRUTALLUS DOWN - WORLD FIRST!!!

Posted by Dzinn on 6th May 2008 (10 comments)
World first Monday may 5th 22:48 GMT+1 Kill!!!

So after gathering enough cash to pay of some pvp team to drag Torik along in arenas for Resiliance EQ. The stage was set for the Ultimate Cage match...



                                      Torik                                                                                Brutallus

                                        ...Two men enter...
                                                                            ... one man leaves!



Luckily for us, it was Torik laeaving the cage, and we all had ice cream afterwards.



*Noteable mention!!!
Whenever a solid core player of amp is unable to attend an important raid it's a huge blow to our performance...
Luckily we found a replacement for Dias the second he dissconnected and today's honorable mention goes out to Rubber Chikkin for Keeping it real and doing a bang up job.

Dias II
 

Killshot
 

Two man Onyxia?

Posted by Skiddlez on 30th Apr 2008 (6 comments)
 

Yep, wasn´t that hard. Phase 2 was horribly long but all in all it was kind of easy.

The fight took 1 hour and 10 minutes in total.

Grats to Xeltriss for [Shard of the Scale], and Skiddlez for [Helm of Wrath] 

Amphitere vs Gearcheck #2: Progressing! :)

Posted by Dzinn on 23rd Apr 2008 (4 comments)
Spring is here!
And love is in the air

so we decided to go give Brut some rough love, the way he likes it.
In the end we where the ones roughed up, but we still caught a snapshot, a Kodak-moment of Blizzard Game Development.

The spectacle put on display:



                                                                                                  ...btw, how do you make a Druid leave Amp?                                                                                                          ...ask him to tank (drojan don't leave!!!)
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